ANDIKA CHOCHOTE KILICHOPO KWENYE AKILI YAKO JUU YA LUIS ALBERTO SUÁREZ DÍAZ

Amazing, fantastic, incredible. Wonderful, astounding, outstanding, preposterous. Splendid, splendiferous, supreme, superb. Top notch, different gravy, one of a kind, world class. Unique, oblique and magnifique. Implausible, improbable, impossible.

There are no words in this language, or any other, to describe what Luis Suarez did against Norwich.